Sunday, November 16, 2008

In the news: Mormons under attack as gays give Anthrax Makeover to local church!

Some good samaritans tried to donate their leftover cocaine to a buncha Mormons but they got all pissed. Now they think the gay mafia's Al-Quaeda Terror-Cell Department is trying to same-sex marry them into an early grave by burying them up to their necks in anthrax. Or something...:

Someone sent envelopes containing a suspicious (but, it turns out, harmless) white powder to the Salt Lake City headquarters of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints and to an LDS temple in Los Angeles.

The church says the culprits are extremists who opposed the recently enacted ban on gay marriage in California. Mormons were among those who were most active in getting the measure passed.

But according to this Associated Press story, "Investigators have not publicly cited any evidence that the mailings were linked to the Mormon church's support of the measure, and a gay rights group in Utah disputed that gay protesters were involved."
Just like a bunch of gay queers to send expired anthrax to straight churches filled with American taxpayer dollars. If I could give any advice to the WAR ON MORMON VALUES, it would be to just flood them with copies of the Latter Days Double-Disc Extra-Heresy Edition, until they finally stand up to their parents and run-off with their promiscuous gay boyfriends just like the star-crossed lovers in the groundbreaking nu-classic.

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