In the news: Does seeing shirtless people make you feel uncomfies? Cuz you're probly gay, bro

What the fuck is this guy's name again? Seriously, it's bugging the shit outta me.

BUT SERIOUSLY Sometimes I consider posting the news about homophobia in the US of Earth, but without all the pictures of shirtless guys all the time. But then, like, I wonder what's the point? News is informative so you have something to talk about with your progressive friends--shirtless dudes are informative to your nervous system, becuse the sight gives you a bit of a jolt, or, at least, that's the idea. You're supposed to release like endorphins or whatever that make you happy, even in small doses. This is the same theory as to why one might eat chocolate, I think. Anyway, this is a picture of Channing Tatum from that movie about fighting that's comin out. It's got stupid-ass Terrence Howard in it. News:

-The army recently fired a bunch of soldiers because they told people how awesome Les Miz was. [ap]

-That Harlow Cuadra, Brent Corrigan-related murder trial is supposed to see closing arguments today. [msnbc] UPDATE: guilty.

-There's a gay guy on American Idol (breathe...can I go on now?) and he might end up the winner, even though America basically hates fggts. They like being entertained, however. [dallas voice]

-In relation to the other news bit, people want Obama to end Don't Ask [via Don't Tell] already. [fox]